With the economy so dicey, it's a mystery and a shame that more guys are not applying to be lingerie store security agents. The benefits are fucking fantastic and you get to watch girls undress and try on clothes through a two-way mirror. The store even supplies the tissues.

Let us illustrate with this dramatization from the XL Girls files. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, with the exception of Lila Lovely who threatened to sit on our faces if we didn't spell her name correctly. That actually sounded pretty good to us.

Peter counts the number of bras Lila is bringing into the changing room. As soon as she enters, he moves to watch her activities. She looks suspicious and, to confirm his belief, he moves in to see what her big tits and big ass look like. He watches Lila checking herself out in the mirror as she tries on a bra, then he sees her stuff all the bras into her bag.

Bursting in on Lila, Peter confronts her. But… Read More »