What self-respecting fan of XL Girls would leave the office early with Smiley Emma working there? They'd work overtime for free. They might even pay the company to sit at a desk near her. We're not saying a lot of work would get done. Most of the time would be spent looking at Smiley.

"I'm easy to talk to," said Smiley, a webcam girl in Canada with beautiful, heavy breasts and a pretty face. "I'm nice, down-to-earth and I'm very silly. I like guys who are the same." Smiley sports a bush too. That's hard to find. Like we wrote, Smiley is perfection from her head to her toes.

Smiley would rather play than work and we applaud this progressive corporate attitude. She'd rather draw circles around her nipples with a pink marker instead of highlighting figures in a ledger. She'd rather spread her legs than open up a spreadsheet. Our kind of girl!