Here's the deal. Housebound slob Colton invites beauteous home decorator Jade Parker to his crib. "Decorate my man cave!" he says. Jade is dressed very professionally, befitting her job title, and that means a low-cut tight top that shows off those big, lovely, fat tits.

Jade suggests he choose a color that matches her bra. Colton suggests Jade eat his cock. They reach a compromise, and that means they have sex right then and there on the couch. What a great interior design service this is!

If we were that guy, we'd re-do the place once a week. Like a lot of XLGirls, Jade has a tight pussy. She kicks off her heels for better positioning and because a good interior decorator would never mess up a white couch with scuff marks. Jade's a hot hook-up but she's a neat hot hook-up.