Diana Eisley vs. The Giant Sex Toy

There's an event in Japan on the first Sunday in April during the Shinto fertility festival called the Kanamara Matsuri or the Festival of the Steel Phallus. It's also known as the Penis Festival. There, the crowds can buy cock-shaped items, toys and candy. The photos of this Kanamara Matsuri have to be seen to be believed because the festival could never be duplicated in the USA or Europe. The giant dildo our sexy friend Diana Eisley is wielding is a pipsqueak compared to the dildos at this Japanese festival.

XLGirls: You've known for a long time that guys like big boobs.

Diana: I've known that they're attracted to something they can squeeze.

XLGirls:: The people who knew you when you were younger...would they be surprised to see you here?

Diana: Surprised would be an understatement. I'm pretty sure the majority of them would either scream, faint or just run out of the room.

XLGirls: How come?

Diana: Because they are very religious. Most of the people I grew up with are probably either virgins or married. And I grew up religious myself.

XLGirls: You said you're shy.

Diana: Shy isn't the right word. I'm an introvert, meaning I don't like to be in big groups.