Diana Eisley picked the perfect tank dress to wear for this shoot. It tightly hugs her rich curves.

XLGirls: What makes you laugh the hardest?

Diana Eisley: Awesome friends and companions and their tomfoolery.

XLGirls: What makes you ultra-horny?

Diana Eisley: Big dicks, anamorphic tendencies, and a kickass smile.

XLGirls: How would you spend a million dollars?

Diana Eisley: Wisely. I'd invest it into businesses.

XLGirls: What's the best comment you've ever heard? What was the worst?

Diana Eisley: Best: You're the weirdest, and that makes you awesome!
Worst: Your body looks perfect for giving birth.

XLGirls: What's the best part of being Diana?

Diana Eisley: Being able to accept me and love myself over anybody else.

XLGirls: Thanks for being you, Diana Eisley.

K.M. was probably inspired to write this after learning that Diana was discovered by one of our model scouts when she was working as a hostess in a restaurant.

"No matter how many times I see Diana Eisley naked or fucking, my mind keeps going back to this recurring fantasy of having her as my waitress. I can just see her walking up to my table in her little waitress outfit, top few buttons unbuttoned because she knows very well that tits mean tips, and my eyes bugging out of my head and forgetting about what I want to order. In my mind's eye, I can see her bending over the table to give me my drink or maybe tucking her pen into her cleavage after she's done taking my order. She could get it completely wrong and fuck up everything else and I'd still give her the biggest tip of my life by far. You just have to do a scene where Diana is a waitress and goes under the table to give her customer a blow job and tit-fuck. The busty waitress is one of the ultimate fantasies and one I have not seen done nearly enough."