Jade Videos and Photos

To this day, Jade, who recently turned 27 years old, still gets asked for identification when she goes to a pub or club. It's her wholesome, youthful face and her perennial "deer in the headlights" wide-eyed expression. And they probably want to get her name also! Who the hell are they kidding? But she sure looks happy and horny here. We always liked Jade's coy "You naughty men, asking to see my pussy--I shan't, I shan't!" attitude. It reminds us of a more innocent time.

News item: British women are buying more underwired bras. This bra style is now 67% of all sold bras in Great Britain. It is selling more than non-wired models, according to a recent survey of lingerie industry trends. The value of the U.K. market is estimated at £640 million as compared to £549 million 12 months ago. The average price of an underwired bra is £10.86 and £9.13 for a non-wired style. "It's a chore to find decent fitting bras," Jade once said. "Sometimes I am able to find a proper fit in Rigby & Peller. I like to take care of my bras so they last."

In 1505 Henry VII, King of England, dispatched a team of envoys to Spain to examine the widowed Queen of Naples as a potential bride. She was wealthy but Henry wanted more. He wanted to know if "said woman's breasts were somewhat great and full." He ordered his ambassadors "to mark her breasts and paps, whether they be big or small, and to ascertain whether they be trussed somewhat high." Their report was that "the said Queen's breasts were great and full to satisfaction." Just like Jade's, it is said.

The British cutie once again shows why she has a pair of the finest tits in all of England. Her pleading, deer-in-the-headlights expressions are totally natural. We may have found an American counterpart to Jade. Her name is Brandy and she's coming soon to XL Girls. Brandy and Jade could be cousins or at least bosom buddies.

Those huge meaty floppers and the deer-in-the-headlights look Jade always has are 100% erection-producing. Chronologically, this layout is one of Jade's year 2000 spreads, and pictorially, one of her sexiest. It could be the kitchen set, the everyday clothes, the casual, naturalistic poses not locked into the "shot list" and, of course, Jade herself, one of the best of the V-Girls. Looks like a lot of cereal on that counter. Those boobies need nourishment. Her last pictorial was in December 2001 V-Mag and since then, it's been tough getting Jade back in the studio. That's how it goes in our little patch of heaven. We like to photograph "real" girls and real girls tend to model for a handful of years (in Jade's case, four years) and then they move on to other pursuits. Maybe Jade found her Prince Charming. Maybe she's still looking. Her sole video: On Location Portugal with a cast of superstars.

This is Jade set #4 including her girl-girl with Jessica Turner in gallery #7 of XL Match-Up. One of the supernaturals of On Location Portugal , shot in Algarve, a popular tourist beach resort. Jade lived for a week with mega-bust star Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and Jessica Turner in a villa and spent most of the time nude, as is only right and proper. Those phenomenal sucklers and her little girl face had lots of V-Mag readers and video viewers spewing their jack in record loads over Jade, as it should be. Shy, reluctant and timid, Jade has slowed down her modeling the past year and a half. Hopefully, we'll get her back (and her succulent tits) in front of the glass eye soon.

That British girl with the pleading, almost fearful, expression is back, and she's very welcome here. Jade would make the perfect wife, especially when she obeys all the commands to undress exactly as she's told and show off those beautiful, huge, juicy hangers. We have a girl-girl set of Jade with Jessica Turner on deck. Look for it next month on XLGirls. It'll boil yer nuts.

Height: 5'4" Weight: 137 pounds Measurements: 42-27-36 Bra Size: 34F! Jade admits to having trouble finding a bra that fits right. Damn! Lookit those jugs on Jade. Jade has a cute baby face thing working and luscious fleshpillows. She is twenty-two and is from England, where she is currently attending college. She co-stars in the video On Location Portugal , which features a champion team of all natural titters. She often has this pleading expression, as if she was afraid of men, and what their cocks can do to her.