coming soon: In The Kitchen

If there's one thing breast-men love, it's a girl who loves her body. A girl who's proud of her body. A girl who sucks her own nipples. A girl like Dresden, Germany's Anja Kirsch. Anja's boobs were big by the time she hit 16. It isn't very pretty what a town without tittie can do, so Dresden is lucky to have her as a model citizen. We were somewhat concerned about Anja masturbating with her head right next to a meat slicer but our director, Lefty Hans, assured us that all would be fine. He was correct.