Ruth Tyler » Rubenesque

When we tell a large breasted woman to go fuck herself, we mean it in the most respectful, courteous, gentlemanly way. With a lot of models, all you have to do is ask for what you want, and chances are they will do it. No askee, no getee. Ruth's been in Voluptuous three times (November '99, December'99 and April '00) and has been published in SCORE once (December '99). We don't much like discussing a model's exact age when they hit the dreaded 3-0 (never, ever mention the fearsome 4-0 if you prize your bollocks). In any event, Ruth is one hell of a busty woman. Ruth is a Massage Therapist by trade and appeared in a Brit tabloid, we believe the Sunday Sport newspaper, in a story about her handicraft. In the UK, this job description often refers to a dexterous lady who uses her sweet fingers to bring you to the zenith of masculine joy. But, friends, do not ask Ruth what her age is before detonation or that heavenly handjob could turn into a death grip. You have been warned. We are experts on the female of the species. Just ask our ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.