coming soon: Plumpers

Pick-up lines that many guys have used on stacked Heather Michaels over the past five years.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Do you work for UPS?
Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!