coming soon: Rubenesque

Sure, you'd hire Susie Wilden to be your busty maid in a heartbeat. So what if you live in a studio apartment with a hot plate as a kitchen? She'd never get any work done anyway. She'd be too busy fending off your advances. Well, we can dream. They can't take that away from us. Nothing could be worse than what happened to one dude Susie was hanging out with. "I was once chucked out of a guy's house when his mum walked in on us," Susie remembered. "She said, 'What the hell's going on here?'and then I stood up, and she saw my breasts and said, 'Gosh, she's got bigger breasts than me!' and she chucked me out of the house!" Poor, bad luck bastard.