coming soon: Rubenesque

An eyeful in her bikini, Kerry wets off with a big hose under the Spanish sun of the Costa del Sol, a place that has proven an excellent photo shoot location with a lot of much needed privacy. "I went on holiday to Cyprus a few years ago," Kerry recalled. "And this guy at the hotel, the whole time, kept asking me, 'Can I rub lotion on you?' He kept following me around and asking me. 'Can I rub lotion on you?' 'Can I rub lotion on you?' It got to be an awful bother." There is a question we'd like to ask Kerry. "Can we rub...