coming soon: Rubenesque

Those huge meaty floppers and the deer-in-the-headlights look Jade always has are 100% erection-producing. Chronologically, this layout is one of Jade's year 2000 spreads, and pictorially, one of her sexiest. It could be the kitchen set, the everyday clothes, the casual, naturalistic poses not locked into the "shot list" and, of course, Jade herself, one of the best of the V-Girls. Looks like a lot of cereal on that counter. Those boobies need nourishment. Her last pictorial was in December 2001 V-Mag and since then, it's been tough getting Jade back in the studio. That's how it goes in our little patch of heaven. We like to photograph "real" girls and real girls tend to model for a handful of years (in Jade's case, four years) and then they move on to other pursuits. Maybe Jade found her Prince Charming. Maybe she's still looking. Her sole video: On Location Portugal with a cast of superstars.