coming soon: Rubenesque

"I want to know why I didn't win Voluptuous Model of the Year!" says Fiona Steels, pulling our...leg. (The readers voted Sharday that award for 2001.) In our book, every nominee is a winner, a good, solid weasel answer that keeps us from getting into trouble with broads. Fiona does keep a low profile, in fact, and hasn't done any video to our knowledge. (That's not why she didn't win -- Sharday doesn't do video either.) Fiona's bra size is now a 32HH. Now, that's huge. And her breasts keep growing. "I buy my bras mail-order -- the only place I can get them, as I have a small back, but two bigger boobies now. I buy what I can as there isn't much out there in the stores. I suppose I could start to get my bras custom-made. I have Fantasie bras mainly, some Warners, some Silhouette and a Rigby and Peller. It's a 32GG and it doesn't fit me anymore, so I wear it round the house."