Rubenesque

Try as we could, we couldn't persuade, convince or otherwise influence the well stacked and busty Charlotte into doing some triple X with a surrogate cockslinger. We decided years ago not to ask if a model has a boyfriend she might agree to do the humpty-hump with on film. That's because in the past A) They have small dicks. B) They can't hold their semi-erections when the cameraman starts shooting. C) Their long, rock star hair tends to cover the girl. Boyfriends. Held in high esteem at XL Girls.com. So just creatively visualize a guy sticking his pole into her hole. In fact, you might as well just visualize yourself plugging Charlotte while you're at it. After all, that's what it's about, right? So we never did bother to ask Charlotte if she had a steady. Who needs the aggravation?